Hello people!
I thought I would pop in and let you know what’s been going down in Mr Greenland. This post will be like secret baby-sitters club “dear diary” update, but ten times as tough.

For those who’ve been trying to get hold of me for the past month, I haven’t meant to ignore you. I was AFK (away for komputer). I have been trying to catch up with emails as much as possible, although in practise this has been tough >>
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The reason for this backlog is that I went road tripping around the north of New Zealand with some Italianos and either had limited wifi access, limited mobile phone access, or a combination of both. My calendar says it’s meant to be summer in New Zealand but it certainly doesn’t feel like it. We actually had a historically horrific storm. Here are some photos from the music festival we went to:
I got back home yesterday and tomorrow I am going to be leaving for Affiliate Summit West in Vegas wohooooooooo!!!
This is going to be a big one for me for a few reasons:
- I am helping co-host what should be the most epicest affiliate meet up EVER. We’ve had over THREE times the RSVPs that we can accept. I’ve actually had to block new RSVPs (sorry!)
- I have got some new ventures in the works which means meeting after meeting. This will be the first time I am going to be running on a schedule. Hope I will be able to release the news soon!
- I’m going on a mini affiliate snowboarding trip after ASW (with the coolest possy ever).

- I am nominated for Pinnacle Awards Affiliate Blogger of the Year. I never ever imagined my blog would get recognised anywhere. I intended it as some kind of “venting tool”. When I first created it I went with the slogan “Best Affiliate Marketing Blog* *In New Zealand”, since I thought I was the only NZ affiliate blogger. Fingers crossed Joe’s picks are right and I will be able to change my slogan to something more official.
I’d also like to say thank you to all you glorious readers! If I could give each of you an award I would, but I dunno how feasible that would be. I feel like I can have a conversation with you guys, instead of just being a lecturer with an e-whiteboard. Your feedback and suggestions have been extremely valuable. Thank ya!
Lastly, if you want to meet up at ASW, just holla. I won’t bite unless you give me food. I’ll be getting in on the 6th of Jan. Can’t wait to see the crew!
P.S. I kissed a girl last week.







Pics of girl or GTFO
Most of them were submerged. Pic 1 – girl on left just bailed big time. Pic 2 – girl on the right is pulling a titanic scene and is about to let go of Jack.
Glad to hear you’re having fun. Don’t party too hard!
VEGAS!! Safe travels! I just got here for ASW. Would be cool to meet up and say hello.
Work hard .. play hard! that's cool
Lol. Was it fun kissing a girl?
I'm up for meeting up @ ASW – just sent you an email.
Playing in the mud is for strippers and drunk college girls NOT dudes. Just my 2 cents.
See you at ASW, you're going down, that $1k beer pong prize money is mine.
Hahaha bring it son!
Looking forward to attend in the future AngryGreen, till then I'am letting you win.
Mr. Green, you should do this more often, this diary this is intriguing!
So how's the summit, any pics? We hope to hear from you soon! Happy New Year!
should be "Coolest Posse Ever" … "possy" looks too much like something else.
You kissed a girl… As opposed to.. a boy? Hehe joshin ya
Yeah i love New Zealand… did someone see mr. green at affiliate summit?
Greetings from Germany
yep
I need a new couch. Is that one for sale? I'll take the dude too.