I haven’t posted in a while, like a week. It feels weird. It’s getting serious. Serious is an understatement. 
Rumors are hitting the Twittersphere and Facebookisphere of such things as Mr Green’s early blogging retirement or Mr Green is dropping AM for a hydroponics business or that Mr Green is moving back to his Mom’s house. None of this is true.
This month I’m actually expecting my first baby!
That’s not true either.
It’s actually the month of the football world cup and, being in New Zealand, I’ve had to get up at 2.30am and 6.30am to watch the games. To top that off I’m half Italian and half Kiwi which means twice the excitement. Add those together, and you get a recipe of delicious anti-productivity.
So bare with me, you charismatic, charming, ridiculous good-looking readers you. If I come out with some depressing posts that’s probably because the Italian goal keeper pulled a “Rob Green” (No we have no relation whatsoever).
Oh I nearly forgot! I promise I will post every single profitable campaign of mine if New Zealand win the World Cup. For those of you who don’t watch much football, for New Zealand to win is as likely as Jonathan Volk to cuss.
I have some wild new posts coming up. Just wanted to let you know what’s going on.
P.S Ever wondered what a Kiwi/Italian centaur would look like?
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I still call it soccer though
Would you post them if I can get Volk to cuss versus NZ winning the world cup ^_~
Fuck you, Green.
Hahahahahaha!!
hahahahahahahahahahahah
This was not actually me. FYI
Classic!
LMAO priceless.
Wow, miracles do happen.
Thanks for the laugh
hi kiwi, someone has to bring the cup back to oceania. Aus is down
Keeping the UK bookmakers busy, are we?
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SPAGETT!
Haha didn't think anyone would pick that up!
volk proves. even a devote christian has a sense of humor
2 thumbs up
I hope you realize as soon as New Zealand does better than Australia, we will steal your achievements and claim them as our own.
You've already done it!
Mel Gibson and Russel Crowe are both Australian!
You can have Mel, Russel is ours!
Lets all pray for New Zealand to win the world cup..
is that the ad hustler in the animated gif?
1-1 Hell yeah. was up at 2.30 for it down in chch! Italy choked man
Too bad that I'll post "every single profitable campaign of mine" offer was not based on if New Zealand tied Defending Champion Italy. LOL…… rats!
lol someone has world cup fever. Is the international spelling football or futball?
Share at least on profitable campaign with us
I need some inspiration.
Woohoo congrats on your baby – yes I can see why you have not been around in a while and it might take awhile to get back in the swing of things for the first few months are the most amazing.