I haven’t posted in a while, like a week. It feels weird. It’s getting serious. Serious is an understatement. creepy mr greenRumors are hitting the Twittersphere and Facebookisphere of such things as Mr Green’s early blogging retirement or Mr Green is dropping AM for a hydroponics business or that Mr Green is moving back to his Mom’s house. None of this is true.

This month I’m actually expecting my first baby!

That’s not true either.

It’s actually the month of the football world cup and, being in New Zealand, I’ve had to get up at 2.30am and 6.30am to watch the games. To top that off I’m half Italian and half Kiwi which means twice the excitement. Add those together, and you get a recipe of delicious anti-productivity.

So bare with me, you charismatic, charming, ridiculous good-looking readers you. If I come out with some depressing posts that’s probably because the Italian goal keeper pulled a “Rob Green” (No we have no relation whatsoever).

Oh I nearly forgot! I promise I will post every single profitable campaign of mine if New Zealand win the World Cup. For those of you who don’t watch much football, for New Zealand to win is as likely as Jonathan Volk to cuss.

I have some wild new posts coming up. Just wanted to let you know what’s going on.

P.S Ever wondered what a Kiwi/Italian centaur would look like?

kiwi italian centaur